Shrek is Love Shrek is lifeShrek Is Love Shrek is Life.I was only 9 years old I loved shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and moviesI pray to shrek every night before bed thanking him for the life I've been given.Shrek is love I say, Shrek is lifeMy dad overhears me and calls me a faggotI knew he was just jealous of my devotion for ShrekI called him a cuntHe slaps me and sends me to go to sleepIm crying now, and my face hurtsI lay in bed and its really coldA warmth is moving towards me.I feel something touch meIts shrekI am so happyHe whispers in to ear "this is my swampHe grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and kneesI'm readyI spread my ass cheeks for ShrekHe penetrates my buttholeIt hurts so much but I do it for ShrekI can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to waterI push against his forceI want to please ShrekHe roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his loveMy dad walks inShrek looks him straight in the eye and says "Its all ogre now"Shrek lea
FiM++ Programming - Hello World, 99 Jugs of CiderDear Princess Celestia: Letter OneToday I Learned an important lesson about friendship.I learned how to write "Hello World!"Your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle.P.S. In this case, the syntax is similar to C++.----------------------------------------------------------------------Dear Princess Celestia: Letter OneI wrote "Hello World!"Your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle.P.S. In this case, the syntax mirrors that of Python syntax. I'll leave it to you, readers, to decide which one you deem better. -Twilight Sparkle----------------------------------------------------------------------Dear Princess Celestia: Letter OneToday I learned how to sing Applejack's Drinking Song.I learned Applejack's Drinking Song with Applejack.Did you know that Applejack likes the number 99?I did this while Applejack had more than 1.I sang " 'Applejack' jugs of cider on the wall, 'Applejack' jugs of cider,"Applejack got one less.When Applejack had more than 1,I sang "Take one down and pa
Epic Youtuber Rap Battle - Cryaotic vs. PewdiepieEPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!Cryaotic vs. PewdiepieeeeeeeeBegin!PewdiepieHaha, how’s it going brosMy name is PewdiepieI’m about to make this sorry excuseFor a youtuber go home and CryKeep that mask onNo one wants to see your faceI’ll bro fist your ass into pure disgrace28 Million subscribers man I’m still in first place!CryaoticOn the last video, I go live on TwitchJust to show this guy PewdiepieJust how much he’s a little bitc*And so it continues with me whooping his assI’ll be the one to take all your fans and OutlastI don’t need to show my face to put you in F.E.A.R.My badass voice is all that you need to hearPewdiepieOh JävlaI spit rhymes scarier than your creepypastaI think you have AmnesiaGo home Cry, you’re drunkYour raps are worst than your livestream bunkI’m noticed all over YouTube, is that an issue?My di*k is longer than your Okami playthrough!Cry
Outlandish LustOutlandish Lust 6/6/09Of all the things that I have discovered,and all the things that I've attained.With all the lands that I have covered,and all the friends that I have gained.You were the biggest surprise to say the least.I'd have a better chance of slaying a mythical beast.You're not from around here I can clearly see.It's not those electric blue eyes that give you away.It's the vibe you release that washes over me.And the out of this world things you subtly say.Seeing your fire red hair that whipsin the wind like dancing snakes.Makes every fiber in my body vibrateand violently shake.I am intrigued by your poison lips.I want to kiss them without consequence.Yet, my confidence slowly slipsas I approach your excellence.I love the feel of your green tinged skin.I never thought I'd fall in love with an alien.You shift your shape and blend innot unlike a chameleon.And so I wonder what planet she's from.And why when I see her, I am struck dumb.S
lunarWhen I was six years old,I decided I wanted toeat the moon.Mom with her pink frayed bathrobeand tired eyestold me to go to sleep,that I had school in the morning.Dad with his stacks of booksand prickly beardtold me that it was impossible,the moon was too distant.Well, guess what?I ate the fuckin moon.And it was delicious.Bitches can't tell me shit,I'll eat the fuckin moon if I want to.
How to Insult PoeticallyOnce I happened upon a callow young lass,Who apparently thought that it was cool to be crass.And she turned her tongue upon the profession of writing;Apparently she felt that it was in need of a smiting.Though her raving and ranting made very little sense,She seemed to be taking a rather harsh stance.Apparently her pain was too great to be understood,Far beyond the comprehension of this man from the hood.So I stood there in swagger, clad in my bling.While she behaved like 'Moon-Moon', in search of a thing.She spouted some nonsense, some far fetched line,About never idolizing the keen writer's mind......Aaaaaalrighty then,If that is the case, then why ape my technique?Why submit to several galleries; is your brain on the leak?You are writing to be seen; you seek attention as I do,What are we if not performers, is that not true?Did you believe that you could use your past as a shield?It counts, I'm afraid, for nothing, I feel;For you see, I'm a killer, as bold a
This Isn't PoetryThisis notpoetry.Doesthatmeanthemessageisinvalid?No, just boring and aesthetically displeasing.
3 WordsThere are 3 words I wishedI could have whispered in your ears.Just 3 words.Yet they are so powerful that they couldMake the mightiest man cry.As much as I would have wanted to say them,I couldn’t.I didn’t know how.Too awkward, I suppose.Many have triedAnd it ruined their connections.So I kept it in.To hold onTo what we already had.Fragmented memories,Of tears & Laughter.I didn’t want to let go of that.I was too afraid,To make things worse than they were.But today,Ah yes, today,I will break that silence.Before I die,I want to tell you,I hate you.Bitch.
Art with HeartArt with HeartI am good with art,With art I'll make a dart,With the Dart, I stab your heart.I love art